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[Dogtective]

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The Dogtective has been boning up on consumer law for fifteen years (not dog years) now and is willing to use his considerable expertise and influence to try and help you with your problems. Unlike other websites I will not be pushing legal services at you, although I do know the names of a couple of good lawyers. So I was drunk and the cat looked like a dog I mean any red blooded hound would have done the same and anyway what is one less cat in the world� her mm. I digress. So my little puppies place your posts, you know you want to just press a couple of buttons and I could be the flea collar to your complaint. Don't get me started on collars or choke chains I mean where is the dog sense in throttling your best pal in order for him not to run away what's the point in that and heel!!! I know what heel is its just I choose not to walk beside my master (banker!!) Auch he is all right, great at throwing sticks, keeps me happy. Must dash!!

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