German Tabloid mocks UK Tourists

by **tom,s** on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:52 pm

Wie werde ich Sie nehmen den Urin aus uns Deutsch herausfordern.

by **isawlashings** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:37 am

Seeing as a couple of years ago I saw a German tourist with a mullet, wearing nutcracker denim shorts and a porno moustache, I do wonder.
It was a bloke!

by **Mal 54** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:04 am

I read in one of the newspapers about a family who went on holiday to Kos/Crete, sorry can't remember, anyway, the hotel was full off Germans. They did'nt cater for English people whatsoever, German TV, poolside games were in German. This family paid a large amount of money for this holiday. Because everything was in German the English family couldnt join in.

They have taken the holiday Company to court.

by **HW iaintwoeyes** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:53 am

And he won Mal!

Got about �750 in compo

by **Honey Bunny** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:55 am

Yes I think that is why the story was written, as the Journalist went on to say that if that had been the otherway round they wouldn't have won.

by **Neil The Beaver** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:06 pm

Errr we are rubbish at football and dress terribly when on holiday!! Nice to see they do have a sense of humour though. I understand that the topic is rather tongue-in-cheek Jim Davidson style. But 99% of the Germans on holiday are brilliant fun,its the Scandinavians you want to watch out for...now theres a dour bunch!

One thing Brits can be sure of winning this year is the Dawn Dash for sunbeds...there is no one as good as the brits when it comes to bagging a spot in the sun!!!

by **Honey Bunny** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:36 pm

not where Ive been, its the otherway around!!!!

by **tigerfeet** on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:52 pm

Germans will always take the sun loungers at 6am in the morning and as a english person i dress very nice while on holiday no socks with sandels!!! And 99% of english holiday makers dress nice as well!. germen dress sense well what can i say??? as for the england football team they try there best.

by **Neil The Beaver** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:32 am

The ASDA bags as hand luggage/shell suit/Argos bling brigade from the UK will always beat the socks/flipflop crew from Germany! But the denim shorts, general porno look still rules! Where is Stan Boardman when you need him?

by **ParkerBurns** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:36 pm

I like to put the russians into the hat, moody, rude and grim looking......................think I will get my coat lol