Summer Dreams Hotel Theologes

[pacman]

We have just returned from this Place. Please believe all the bad reports you read before you go they are all True. We Had a 4 hour delay at Manchester and arrived at Rhoads Airport Shattered. We were then conned by the Taxi Driver to the tune of 16 Euro for a 10 Minute Taxi Drive when it should have been 11 Euro. We arrived at the reception and asked to leave our passports and where informed where are apartment was . ( Not Taken) We stood for a while trying to find any numbers before another member of staff came up looked at the key number and just pointed the way. How the hell this Hotel ever got a 3 star ratting is beyond me and we are well travelled. The apartment we were in was obviously for self catering as it had a sink for washing pots which had taps that didn't work, there was a light ****** with a bulb missing and a plastic table on the balcony which was filthy. But we were Lucky our plug sockets actually worked unlike our friends we met who had no working plugs and no aircon. There were cracked wall tiles in the bathroom and a dividing door to a room next door which was secured by 2 Philips screws. The maids came every day but be careful they will take away the room towels and leave you without and I did here other guest asking for new ones at reception as did we. The Whole Place is up and down steps it is only good if you are fit. We Went All Inclusive which we have done else where before but have never seen anything like this. Your Meals are Buffet Style and always cold Even when it is supposed to Hot E.g. Meats etc. Everything swims in Greece (and I don’t mean on the beach) The Coffee machine has a habit of breaking down and we had to ask for milk on almost every occasion. The wine is Awful and was no better when Diluted with Soda and the beer in the restraunt would not poor and tasted stale when it finally did. You are expected to clear your own table when you have finished eating the swill and there is no aircon just open windows which let the magnificent wasps fly freely. If you sit in the right position you have the wonderful view of the Large Factory on the Sea front along with its enormous Smoking Chimly which never stops pumping out god Knows What. This is also very visible when sitting on the broken plastic sun beds which have no foam toppers around the pool. The Pool has a large fix in it with concrete and an abundance of floating insects which the staff did not bother removing. Drinks at the pool bar are served all day until six along with the pizza if you can call it that (Its more like cold cheese on doe) and other snacks which include biscuits cake and cold spam and cheese sandwiches .(If you want anything else Tuff) Not that you would. The all inclusive drinks Menu is stated in the Brochure Until 11pm Nightly, It is also stated on the wall in the Reception next to the Bar. But They decided to put a chalk board up stating it was half past ten and when I approached the manager (Little Hitler) he informed me this had been like this for 2 years and refused to let us have another drink on the all-inclusive even on my wife’s Birthday. Surely this is a breach of contract? The Toilet down stairs from the bar has no seat the bin has no lid and the paper holder is broken and the doors wont lock. There are ants crawling all over the chairs in reception and outside on the bar seats. The sprinkler systems for the grass are turned on without any regard to guest (so you will get a soaking in your Sunday Best). The Highlight entertainment was Karoeke on a Saturday Night , which sucked and that was the only entertainment. They have situated a little tykes basket ball net in the main swimming pool so when the drunks throw the ball and miss it always ends up in the children’s pool. I got hit in the face by one of these balls and it hurt , I would think it would snap a child’s neck . Cats are every where which isn’t a bad thing as they probably keep the rats down. The Beach is further than they say and it is extremely stony and the water can be quit rough. But you always have the wonderful view of the great Incinerator which never stops pumping smoke to cheer you up. Nearly forgot Lots of Germans and Poles who seem to get preferential treatment to the English. I found this strange for Greece.? One Night we decided to have an early one considering they wanted us to purchase drinks at 10.30 on an all-inclusive holiday. By 11.30pm we were just dosing off when our Polish Next Door Neighbours decided they wanted to kick there front door in, Oh Boy did the walls shake, ( Don’t bother pressing 9 on the Phone no one ever answers and that’s if yours will work) So after kicking the door in for 10 mins and screaming and shouting in polish they began to smash the room up throwing internal chairs off the balcony one flight up to the floor bellow with no concern for who mite be passing. Then the girl friend/ Wife turned up and started smashing around. ( Some German Fellow did shout very load for them to shut up, But they Didn’t.) We lay thinking the police would turn up or the brave staff but no one did. In the morning I went to reception to inform them that they mite just want to look at the room next door as it will be trashed. and she had a go at me for not phoning them. ( A Death Man in Rhoades Town would have heard That Commotion.) Same Morning I met and Elderly Welsh couple who were on the other side of this fracas and the Old Boy looked terrified. Well To summarise. All Inclusive. NO Family Orientated. NO Safe NO Views NO
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[HW iaintwoeyes]

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