My friend jus got back from Zante an sed that men out number

[Mr. Mango]

A few funky London fellaz an myself R heading out to Lagana for a week from 1stAug and Im not saying that we're looking to go on a crazy, random, drink and drug induced, **** pillaging, F*$k fest but something along those lines may hav crossed my subconscious mind but NO!!! I girl friend from my office jus got back today and told me men out numbered girls 2-1, at least!!

Ouch man!, that kinda hurt.

Any girls heading out there round the same time please reveal yourselves an help put that smile back on my face, that bounce back in my step and gimme some hope for my summer Coz i cant stop picturing a nightmare male dominated isle of *** with an erie 'club tropicana' music video type senario with geezers all bronzed up without any Sexy Ladies in sight.


Mr.Mango